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A supposed friend, or wingman that causes distaste, aversion, or the authoritative driving away of potential snatch in a social setting. A cockblocker of the highest magnitude. An artisan, craftsperson or specialist in cock blockery, unrivaled in his finely honed craft of vaginal repulsion. Usually capable of providing an unproductive bearded clam hunt within one hundred feet of his amplitude.
"Wow, we might as well be fags with William here... our bearded clam hunt is fucked for the night!"
"No shit man, that guy has his snatch repellent game on big time!
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When you are so crowded by pussy that you just don't know where to put your pecker. Often the ones having a snatch parade are the ass holes that don't deserve the girls.. and most often involve girls that me, you and your friends will never have a chance with.
1."Dude that jerk is having a constant snatch Parade"
2.Guy: "oh hey, how have you been?"
Ex Girlfriend: "I've been good, I'm engaged now"
Guy: "yeah, it's been constant snatch parade for me"
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A picture of female genitalia, commonly taken with a mobile device.
Check out this awesome snatch snap your mom sent me!
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When someone is in a fight and pulls of a piece of fake hair
Girl if she try's me right now I will snatch the weave of that fake bitch!
When a puss is fucked so hard that it is swollen like a pumpkin
After the gang-bang josie had pumpkin snatch
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Pussy of any kind (hot, ugly, young, old, bushy, clean, sweet or stanky) or combination of the above encountered upon hiking trails in the backcountry.
Man 1 - I'm so horny i'd go for any trail snatch we can find.
Man 2 - Word.
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Title given one that is skilled in the ways of cunniling(eating out). Only the best of the best are given this title and one must know every known technique there is to cunnniling.
They call him senor snatch because he is the best when it comes to cunniling.
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