Soap and Rinse

The act of ejaculating on a woman's face, and then urinating on her face directly following to get the semen off. Could also be referred to as a " Car Wash ".

That girl last night was so dirty she actually let me giver her a Soap and Rinse.

Soap People

The soap has magical men on it that aggressively scrubs makig the soap clean again

Me: Oh no I dropped the soap
Person: ITS OKAY THE SOAP PEOPLE WILL CLEAN IT

dirt soap

Ineffective or unsuccessful.

Alternatively: wrong and/or cringe; leaving you feeling dirty afterward

That recent ad campaign was dirt soap. We'll have to take another approach next time. /or/ That show is dirt soap, I always feel yuck after watching it. /or/ Sorry, that information is dirt soap, you should do your research. /or/ Ew, that's dirt soap.

soap gopher

a derogatory term for a male homosexual that spends time in public showers waiting for another man to drop his bar of soap

Did you see that soap gopher checking you out in the showers at the gym earlier?

soap jerk

When you have to jerk off the soap dispenser to get soap out.

Almost all the soap was gone so I had to soap jerk the soap dispenser in order to wash my hands.

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soap bracelet

A rope prisoners wear around their arms in the shower to avoid dropping their soap.

If you go to prison, remember to wear your soap bracelet in the shower. Soap on a rope can keep you form dropping your soap, which could get you raped.

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Brain Soap

Soap used for cleansing the brain of a disturbing image or words that just wont leave.

Can also be spelled without a space, as Brainsoap

"I think i need some serious brain soap after seeing that"

p1-"That image is now forever burned into my retinas... "
p2-"Not with brain soap!" *hands brain soap*
p1-"ahh brain soap"
p2-"so what was that image?"
p1-"what image??"

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