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When a group of 8-10 men jizz on a soccer ball, and then one of the dude's kicks said soccer ball into soccer mom's face. This is so KC.
Dude, I just KC Soccer Mom Slammed that bitch.
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A porn star (a real wild child) who retires and becomes a blonde, bland, republican wife.
Where do all the porn stars go
When the lights go down?
I think I know where all the porn stars go
They all become Volvo-driving soccer moms
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While an older female is giving fellatio she is riding the trailer hitch on her SUV. She has all of the balls covered.
I had a wild night with that milf from the bar. We went out back and she totally started to Soccer Mom me. Soccer Mom (sex position)
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When your playing fortnite with neohelix713 and he uses the ex millitary soccermom
Me: Hey neo!
Neo: bEeP bEeP LeTTuce
~Neo transforms into ex military soccer mom ~
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anything associated with the "mini van" body and the bullshit ridiculously easy to drive vehicle, its so easy to drive because of the car chassis it sits on, the full power brakes, its surrounded by glass, its so easy to steer. Anything associated but not limited to Ford Windstar, Chrysler Town and Country, Plymoth Voyager, Chevrolet Uplander or Venture, Dodge Caravan, Mazda MPV, Toyota Sienna, Nissan Quest, and last and most definatly deserves to be least Kia Sedona because of its complimentary paper plate brake rotors, toilet paper roll drivetrain, twizzlers for spark plug wires, cheap supermarket send a kid to camp for $1 plastic bags for air bags, and coca cola can hull.
Yo look at that Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.) im sure glad i dont drive one of those
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The Overprotective American parent who tries to do her best to protect her so called "perfect" children from obscene stuff from preventing the from listening to Rock music or even also any movies or games beyond the PG or E rating.
She also forces her kids to do random activities that she picks for them after school even if they have their own preferences and she is usually yelling at the coach when her son commits mistakes.
Eventually their children grow up to live horrible lives due to them not being prepared easily for the dangers of life.
Me: (Vibing to some Paramore)
Soccer Mom: TURN THAT WRETCHED MUSIC OFF BEFORE MY KIDS GET CORRUPTED!
Me: Who bloody cares?
(Turns it up louder)
Soccer mom: (Faints in frustration)
a middle-aged white woman who drives an SUV and thinks her children are fucking legends at soccer
that soccer mom thinks her kid is fucking Ronaldo