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A strand-in for any deviant sexual behaviour that is not illegal.
"I could really go for some Medium Soda ;)"
"Heard your partner is a powerbottom, medium soda."
A type of girl usually only encountered online and not in the real world they can be found in many game lobbies or even more readily found actively involved in games with extensive customization such as Gaia online, IMVU, and Second Life or in rare circumstances in their habitat made of soda cans and SIMS memorabilia. Somehow they have shirked the need for pure water entirely exchanging it for their beverage of choice causing them to audibly burp at passers by. Sometimes viewed by other as attractive though this seems to confuse even a Soda Gremlin if told this.
1."Man im way too much of a Soda Gremlin i went through two twelve packs of coke in a day somehow."
2."Hey man what's u.. *massive burp* Jesus ya Soda Gremlin"
3."You can't see your monitor because of the cans you Soda Gremlin"
When someone goes into a self serve restaurant and asks for a cup of water but fills the cup with soda, gets caught, and is banned from the restaurant for life.
Karen aka the soda bandit has been banned from many restaurants over the years for taking soda after she asked for a cup of water.
When someone mixes 3 or more sodas together to make the cup look like it's filled with shit water, and having a semi good taste, and none of your friends enjoying what you just did.
Guy1: Go fill up the soda Guy2.
Guy2: *mixes Mtn Dew, Pepsi, and Dr. Pepper together*
Guy1: C'mon not Shit Soda again!
When you ask for a cup at a fast food restaurant so you can get water at the soda fountain, but later get soda instead. For paranoid types, this usually works best with clear sodas, like Mountain Dew or Ginger Ale.
Dude, why is your water bubbling?
That's not water, man....it's secret soda!
When you drink too much caffinated soda at night and stay up until 3 AM
Guy 1: Shit man i drank too much soda tonight.
Guy 2: Dude the Soda Demon is gonna get you
When your pop gets stuck in the machine so you fist dat bitch until it comes out!!!
That damn Coke Machine stole my dolla so I began Soda Fisting the hell out of it!