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When you’re sad and feeling down in the dumps :((( - Jeanie 2019
Jeanie : im feeling soggy woggy
Noddy: soggy woggy 👊🏻😭
When you gotta beat off in public, but you can't take your pants off. You go at your meat through your pocket and when you finish, you have yourself a soggy pocket.
Dude, i gave myself a soggy pocket earlier and now my pants are crusty.
1.Someone who ruins the fun.
2.Someone who is very lazy
God John, you're such a soggy lamp!
A Soggy Hashbrown is when you get a small animal such as a Hamster or Gerbil, basically any animal small enough to fit in your anus. Then you gently push the animal into your anus, then wait about 5 minutes. When you pull it out it should be damp, with the fluids of your anus. This animal is now defined as a Soggy Hashbrown.
"So basically I got my hamster, named Ham Ham. And I crammed him into my ass. I waited until the squealing stopped. When I pulled him out, he was one hell of a soggy hashbrown."
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When a group of campers gathers around the campfire to put it out with their cum. The last person to finish must then scrape the burnt crusty jizz off the firewood, put it into a s'more, and eat it.
Ross: Hey guys it's getting late, want to do a soggy campfire?
1 minute later...
Jason: FIRST!
Bradley: SECOND!
Ross: HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
Amit: Oh fuck, I'm last!
5 minutes later...
Amit: *crunch*
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When your girl wants to fuck and is really wet but you are flaccid so you kinda just grind up against each other.
Yeah so my girl totally wanted to fuck last night but i couldn't get it up so i just gave her a soggy marshmallow and went to bed.
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Soggy, Beef -
1) A pointless argument that doesn't make sense.
Beef in slang is when something gets heated and creates drama, this is the same but soggy just means silly, pathetic and has no-point to it.
2) Literally Soggy Beef. Beef that turned out soggy once cooked.
#soggybeef on Twitter
Soggy Beef -
Example:
1) I had an argument with Steve last night, real soggy, beef.
2) Martin, this beef is soggy. ''Gosh darnit, I do not want soggy, beef again.''
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