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In the old fable by Aesop, a hungry fox noticed a bunch of juicy grapes hanging from a vine. After several failed attempts to reach the grapes, the fox gave up and insisted that he didn't want them anyway because they were probably sour.
Making several attempts to get a girl you want, getting rejected by that girl, then you realizing somewhere down the line that you dont want her because shes probably sour
"I wanted her cherry, I got sour grapes" -Milo Aukerman
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A derogatory word used for a pasty white person, especially one who is being racist.
White person: "Look at that nigger over there! You want some chicken? KFC's thataway!"
Black person: "STFU you Sour cream lookin piece of shit!"
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Persons that refuse to acknowledge the superior nature of Apple devices, especially iPhones. The resulting "iFeriority Complex" manifests itself in a slew of anti-iPhone Urban Dictionary definitions, snide comments at parties, and delusional claims that Steve Jobs can't get laid. iRonically, it's often the Sour Apple that asks you to look directions up on your iPhone because it's easier, while at the same time touting the professionality of the Blackberry.
I sent an emoticon to Ricky's phone, forgetting he has a Blackberry. When it failed to show up, he gave me this long speech about how we don't need all that shizz on a phone, anyways. Different story altogether when I Shazzamed a song he liked. What an Apple Sour.
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During anal sex you switch to oral sex. Otherwards known as ass to mouth
Heather is a major slut i was poundin her ass and she BEGGED me for a sour pickle.
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when you haven't showered in a while and your feet start to smell like moldy cheese
"Sick! I can smell your nasty sour feet!"
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when yo doin yo womyn in the shower and she and she aint doin it right
and you be like YAHHH BITCH YAHHH!
"BITCH if you give me sour sex one more time ima cut yo throat from ear to ear! now BITCH! go get me a chicken sandwhich and some waffle fries before i have ta call bovice and run a train on yo ass!!"
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when a man ejaculated into an anus,and seals it into the anus with a sex toy, only to release it by taking the toy out, making a shit and cum smoothie like consistency when defecating.
"I would love to give her a *sour smoothie* tonight"
"Make sure to shower after taking a *sour smoothie*"
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