Kris can't spell

A girl who does nothing but sit on her keyboard all night and spell words wrong.

Kris "You're a CHOADstoll!!"

Person "Erm dont you meant Chodestool?"

Kris "Oh."

Person "Kris can't spell!!!!"

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Hop on Maiden and Spell

Slang for “Give me a footjob”

Man 1: Hey bro wanna Hop on Maiden and Spell
Man 2: Sure, let me take off my shoes first

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dry spell dear

A person who is very interested in or supportive of you right up until the time they stop being single. Does not have to involve any implied sense of romantic interest, but often does. Analogous to fair weather friend.

That nice guy Mike who used to joke around with me has totally dropped off the radar since he started dating. Real dry spell dear.

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spell check rage

When spell check underlines your name or another word that is correct

ARRRRRG SPELL CHECK RAGE IT TELLS ME MY NAME IS SPELLED WRONG!!!!!!!!!

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I LOVE SPELLING....

TEACHER: GIVE ME YOUR 3 FAVORITES STATE

STUDENT:TENNESSEE,MISSISSIPPI AND PENNSYLVANIA,

TEACHER:SPELL IT FOR ME?

STUDENT:I THINK I DON'T LIKE THEM ANYMORE, I CHANGED MY BRAIN!!....I LOVE OHIO, IOWA AND MAIN..........

I LOVE SCHOOL, SPELLING IS MY FAVORITES SUBJECT.....I LOVE SPELLING........"

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i-can't spell

definition one: When you type so fast on your iPhone that things get misspelled and you don't notice till right before you tap "send"

definition two: when you are texting someone on your iPhone and even though you spell something the way you meant for it, the auto-correct changes it when you click send and you have to explain what you meant to your friend.

Dude I rolled so hard on the floor at that!

What?

No I meant to say lol'd but have a bit of i-can't spell.

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Ancient Indian Spell

An ancient Indian spell that is said to make any human being bend over when rubbing their back and reciting "Bom bracca dacca dee daa doo, bend over before I suck on you."

"Last night Steve performed the Ancient Indian Spell on me. We had some fun."

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