Old spice

Pure awesomeness; of the highest praise. Used to describe extreme events and/or acts of manliness. The persons involved in said events/acts automatically gain a man card.

Nelson: Did you see Morgan pull off that Parkour stunt.

Dax: Yeah it was pretty amazing!

Trevor: It wasn't just amazing, it was Old Spice!

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spice game

The most hilarious, outrageous, and occasionaly skill requiring game to ever be invented.

Damn, Getting attacked by Salzballz pretending to be a horny donkey is bad, but that 1978 expired tartar powder was the worst spice game challenge ever!

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Spice Of Life

Something so amazing, that the Madrigals had to sing about it.

Let's taste the spice of life and keep it sweet until the morning light.

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pumpkin spice

the hair color description you tell a cop if you are a red head without your license.

Cop: "Hair color?"
Redhead: "Pumpkin Spice"
Cop: "Oh..."

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spice girl

(n.) A object of desire, until the turn of this century.

"I can't figure out which spice girl I wanna impregnate"


--Quote, can you guess who by?

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Blumpkin Spice

What you get when you and taking a dump, getting a blowjob, and drinking coffee (specifically pumpkin spice flavored), at the same time.

Dude last night I was so stoked. I was just dumping, drinking my folgers pumpkin spice coffee, and then this hot girl randomly came in and gave me a blowjob. It was amazing. Gotta love blumpkin spice.

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Ice Spice

The untalented rapper who wears a cheeseball on her head.

Did you hear Ice Spice's new song it's mid asf

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