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Before an intimate night with her man, a woman hides a bottle of hot sauce next to the bed. Post fellatio, the woman adds some of the hot sauce to her mouthful of man juice, thus creating a venomous con"cock"tion. The woman then bites the "victim" like unto a spider (i.e. a brown recluse or camel (toe) spider or even banana spider) injecting the poison into the man who is still in a post cum delirium. To add insult to injury, she can also spit in his grill piece.
Nate: Dude, I know why they call Jen the black widow!
Mikel: Oh really, why?
Nate: Yeah! Last night she gave me a spicy spider!
Mikel: Totally tubular bro.!
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A white person that has culture
ex. Italian, Balkin, Portuguese
Is she white?
Yes, but she is spicy white.
Where is she from?
Italy
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A very fizzy, seltzer water beverage.
My three-year-old likes to try a sip of our seltzer water, but she says it's too spicy.
Honey, did you pick up any spicy water at the store today?
Man, this seltzer is extra spicy!
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That feeling you get on your genitals after chopping jalapenios or other spicy foods and then fingering your partner.
That guy who made the salsa at the party last night gave me a spicy sanchez. My pussy and asshole are still burning.
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To let out a flatulent or "rip ass" into someone's mouth while they are asleep or unaware;
also known as a "Snappy Cassy" when a girl quiffs into someone's mouth.
"I gave Dillon a spicy michael after he passed out at the party."
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An extremely painful stinging sensation when having your bowels released. This sort of pain usually last from 3-4 days
"Aw, man my ass is killing from my spicy diarrhea last night. It was probably from that burrito I had."
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In the course of a great BJ, the male applies a small trace of sri racha (or other spice) on his dick while she sucks... and then blows a spicy shotgun.
Jesse: So how drunk was this bitch?
Joe: Well... lets just say she had no idea about my upcoming spicy shotgun!!
Jesse: OMFG!
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