Pass me a sprite

When a person asking for said sprite is sexually aroused.

Stewbert, pass me a sprite because I’m feeling romantical.

Sprite Fright

When someone swings a bottle of Sprite and hits you in the balls

-Screw you
-Don't make me Sprite Fright you

Put Some Sprite On It

Fixing all your problems with the best soda.

"This food is burnt Taikeisha!"
"Girl it's okay just put some sprite on it."

Diet Sprite

Someone who is sparkly but lacks substance.

An attractive person with no depth.

Sarah was really into Billy until she realized that he was nothing more than a diet sprite.

sprite challenge

When two white girls lay down next to each other and spread their legs and a guy goes between the two to determine which tastes better.. like 7up vs Sprite

I’ll take the Sprite challenge!

three sprites in

This metaphor thats more powerful than three shots... What happens after heaven, a stage past drunkness

Wooop whooop hat's the sound of the police (three sprites in)

sprite cranjelly

the best person alive and also kinda emo

DUDE SPRITE CRANJELLY IS SO HOT OMG OMG OMGOMG OMGOMG OMGOMG OMG OMGMOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG