spud

a nigger term for a cell phone

person1. Dude did you get your spud back yet.

person2. Wtf is a fucking spud.

person1. Nigga its a fucking cell phone you god damn cracker.

person2. You mother fucking nigger i will kill you for u saying my cell phone is a god damn spud.

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Spud Baby

A baby whose head resembles a potato giving it a rather strange shape.

Did you see Dave & Angela's new baby?
Yeah, she's cute but her head's kinda strange.
Spud baby?
Totally.

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spud nugget

A person who is generally spuddy. Short and fat in stature. Can also be related to a potato.

That chick is a spud nugget.

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spud missile

A shot, issued from the right boot of Spud, that it more of a threat to the residents of the adjacent nursing home than to the goalkeeper. Usually accompanied by a guttoral roar.

Thump: Whizz.........
"Aaaaaarrrggghhhhhffuuuuccckkkwwwaaaannnnkkkk!!!!!"

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love spud

a slang term for a testicle.

That stupid bitch kneed me in the love spuds.

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Rum spud

Somebody who is very sound and an absolute mad cunt.

' You are a rum spud "

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Spud Gun

A potato that is altered so that one may smoke weed from it

Okun was Tater Totting yesterday. I saw him take hits from his Spud Gun.

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