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When a Guy put his balls on his eyes and his dick on her nose now she’s squidward
Damn bro I hit her with the squidward last night
When the male tucks his balls and penis between their legs having it stick out from the back to receive oral stimulation (ie sucking his dick from the back) as it resembles the Spongebob character Squidward’s eyes and nose.
“She gave me that squidward last night bro”
Someone who hates everyone and everything; an outcast.
John: "Hey look at Joey! He's not talking."
Michael: "Yeah, he's such a Squidward."
Repeatedly slamming your girls head into a door till there’s a hole in her face big enough to fuck and then when your done you take a picture and post it online to see how handsome they are.
“Bro my girl pissed me off so I gave her a handsome squidward.”
“Show me the pics dude”
To finally get rid of the stupid kid who brings down the energy of the server, by his deep depression, and lack of feelings.
We need to Ban Squidward to save the server and our minds!
Her: Look at him, he got a squidward nose.
Another girl: Yeah, he probably don't get no girls lol/
A lost episode of SpongeBob where Squidward dies. The episode starts with Squidward practicing the clarinet. Then SpongeBob and Patrick are playing outside and Squidward tells them to stop. Then he practices again but it's a choking noise instead of a clarinet being played. The next shot is Squidward at the concert. He plays the clarinet badly and the crowd is booing with hyper blood realistic eyes. The next scene is Squidward in a black background but Squidward is crying, then cry's blood, then shows the blood eyes from before. The next scene is Squidward in his bed with a gun. He shoots himself and DIES....
Guy 1: Have you seen Squidwards Suicide?
Guy 2: yes and it scarred me for life.