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When you accidentally poop when you're trying to fart.
Denver - Ay, I did a Hershey Squirt. I farted and a little pit of poop squirted out!
Tyler - Ewwww.
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A nympho who has the capability of ejaculating copious amounts of female love juice into her partners face. She generally recognizes her rare talent and embraces it as opposed to other girls.
Dude, I heard that Monica delivered a nympho squirt to Carls face.....fucking awesome! Im jealous!
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The act of passing gas after anal sex where the semen coincidentally squirts out with the gas.
MAN: Why do you have that puzzled look on your face?
WOMAN: I need to change my panties.
MAN: Why?
WOMAN: Because you got back door action and I just had a case of the dirt squirts.
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when you fart but a little brown squirt comes out with it.
Oh darn, I just laid two hershey's squirts.
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When your poop fucking squirts asshole
I ate hot wings last night now I got the poop squirts
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extreme case of diarrhea, so extreme that one often thinks they are urinating out of their anus.
drinking beer all night often leads to morning anal squirts
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the process of accidentally squirting anal juices instead of the intended gas.
guy 1 "Ey bro listen to this!......O-Oh Shit."
guy 2 "What was that!?"
guy 1 "i just turkey squirted"
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