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MSN stain

An MSN stain is due to a raunchy MSN conversation that ends up with the guy beating off in such a hurry that he only unzips his pants and immediately starts wanking. MSN stains are usually found on the pant leg and surrounding the zipper. Stains can also be found on t-shirts if the said person was unable to hold his bunched-up shirt under his chin long enough.

Violet caused Robert to leave an MSN stain on his pants, as she repeatedly stated how she wanted his hard dick inside of her wet vagina.

by ShVR February 17, 2006

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Candy Stain

A stain caused in a females underwear caused by excitement.

Hence female jizz!!!

I've candy stained more women than a million dollar rap star.

by Moshae Music June 8, 2010


bro stain

When you nut and immediately put your cock away leaving the excess splooge to leak out on to cloth causing a stain.

Dude, borrowed my roommates sheet and it's got bro stains all over it

by DukeMcFuckington October 20, 2015


Whore stain

A stain of semen, blood, food, ect. on the clothes or belonging of a skank, slut, whore, hooker, ect.

Usually a whore stain can happen at anytime, during sex, eating (sometimes can be sexual, like if she/he is fat), rape, bjs (whore stain on the mouth), anywhere a cock has touched the outside/inside of her/his body, ect.

Or a whore stain can happen during examination of a dead hooker body, when the investigators use that light thingy over their body that shows semen, blood, stains...

Or during sex with various people, or person if you do one after the other.

Smarly's whore stain is showing again, she's doing another guy in the room next to ours...

by slipperydick November 23, 2011


Morri-stain

The collective noun for a group of wankers. It is a portmanteau of the name of the Australian prime minister, and the word “stain”. Acknowledging his frequent pants accidents, such as the unfortunate Endgadine Maccas incident.

The LNP cabinet is a complete “morri-stain” of wankers

by mountianbikeman April 18, 2021


Monkey Stain

The wet stain left by a woman's vagina.

The girl on the back of that motorcycle is leaving a monkey stain on his shirt.

by Gordon MF Shumway June 26, 2018


Goblin stain

when you drink too much and have sex with an enormously obese chick, and wake up to shit stains in your bed.

Yo dude, I got goblin stains in my bed last night

by Nedthesciencekidd January 18, 2021