barking starfish

A man or woman's asshole

I had a curry last night that is causing havoc with the barking starfish

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vanilla starfish

a bleached asshole

I love my new vanilla starfish!

11👍 4👎

rusty starfish

anal,asshole,butthole

bend over and let me smell your rusty starfish

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Starfish Kisses

The act of rubbing your butthole on someone else's buttonhole (anal scissoring)

Have you ever given someone Starfish Kisses? It's the second most intimate thing next to penetration.

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awkward starfish

leve 5 in the "Levels of Awkward". awkward starfish refers to an awkward experience where it takes a minute for the awkwardness to sink in...then all of a sudden, it smacks you RIGHT in the face.

person 1: where do your parents live?
person 2: across from the Chinese Restaurant on 190
(person 1 then realizes that across from the Chinese Restaurant on 190...is a cemetery)
person 2, at the look on their face, laughs.

THAT is awkward starfish.

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mississippi starfish

An asshole

I wanna smell ur Mississippi starfish

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Mexican Starfish

When you cook a meal for your girlfriend using red-hot chilli pepper and chop it up without wearing any gloves, then despite washing your hands thoroughly - when you slip her a cheeky finger later that night whilst making love, she gets a strong burning sensation in her anus.

I cooked her a delicious meal, then accidentally gave her a Mexican Starfish so she dumped me.

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