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While engaging in sexual intercourse, you make a small incision into your partners chest. Upon your partner focusing on the wound, you quickly take a shat into the wound
My wife is still in the hospital becuase i gave her the death steamer.
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see Pompey Steamer for method
Guy 1: That was a text book Portsmouth Steamer, please don't give me another thrashing!
Guy 2: Shut up and get what is coming to you
Guy 1: Nooooooooo......aaaaagh (fade to death)
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When you drink a hot beverage -- preferably the eponymous almond steamer -- and then blow on a woman's clitoris.
Laura spent the night and I woke her up with coffee and an almond steamer.
A bed steamer is someone who just had sex, falls asleep and begins to moan and sweat as if they are having better sex them they just did with you
Last night my husband pulled a bed steamer now I have to wash the sheets again
An Easter egg on a pile of shit.
The excited boys and girls were not so happy to find their "Easter Steamer".
Brian after Pizza Hut likes to drop a steamer in my bathroom and it smells very bad.
Basically a Cleveland Steamer of puke projected into the middle of a bed right on the sheets.
Bro did you see that Amherst Steamer Kimmy left in Jakes bed