The act of wiping your ass with your finger, then proceeding to wipe the shit in a person's eye rendering them blind and causing them to traverse there-after like Stevie Wonder.
Suzie: how did your date with Ronnie go?
Sarah: fantastic, until he gave me a Steamy Wonder!!
Short for "steamy pile of dogshit"
Often used in gaming to describe one's epic gameplay
"how did you die?"
"Idk man, kinda steamy rn"
When a male has intercorse resulting in the tip of their penis steaming
He screwed her so hard resulting in a steamy tip.
I was taking a shower with my girlfriend when she farted in the shower, giving us an all you can eat steamy buffet as lingered about.
When a 1 male nails another male in the back door and releases his load. The receiving male then craps into the mouth of the giver.
Also a favorite of stacey jean!
Tony gave charly a steamy jean.
When a person puts their finger(s) inside a willing recipients anus and wiggles it in and out until he or she has feces on their finger
I scratched my anus and had a steamy finger for the rest of the date
A person standing up takes hold of another person upside down in the standing 69 position. Both people move their heads as close to the other anus as possible before taking a shit and attempting a cartwheel.
Joe: "Garry you fancy being upside down this time in the steamy cartwheel"
Garry: "Only if we are quick, it isn't comfortable"