When a girl sits in an armless chair and you sit in her lap facing her and fuck her. You are the sultan she is the stool. Divine experience
I knew she really loved me when she offered to be my sultans stool.
I can’t remember what happened last night but I had a red stool this morning.
Bar patron who moves from bar to bar over the course of an night.
Didn't we see that stool hopper two bars ago?
A poo that refuses to pass easily as it contains less than the 75% water needed to successfully move through the bowel.
Urban dictionary thoughts…
“It turned out couldn't poo because it was a stubborn stool that just wasn’t hydrated enough to make its way through the system.”
The result of a faulty ass wiping leaving a shitty residue on my choad. Not to be confused with choad drool.
I have skid marks in my underwear due to choad stools.
a homosexual man i.e. a batty boy
I understand you are a stool shunter. Can I just make it clear that I do not wish for my stools to be shunted in any way.
A toe'd stool is when you stick your toe in someone's asshole and pull out a large amount of shit.
Joshs girlfriend wanted a toe'd stool so Josh slid his big toe in her dirty little asshole and pulled out a fat chunk of muddy love.