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A game made for the Sega Genesis/Megadrive in the early nineties. Briliant. Enjoy blowing the crap out of all the aliens that are invading earth. Choose from 3 characters: A man, a woman and a robot.
The robot's the best. He can blow himself up.
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A Perfect Storm in human form is a woman that keeps others stuck on them. These “Perfect Storm’s” (some unknowingly) make their partners fall deeply in love with them. You will also experience a whirlwind of all other emotions to the full extent within the relationship. Being with a Perfect Storm is very passionate, intense, and possibly toxic. You will love them, you will hate them, and you won’t be able to leave them. You are spent to the point of knowing you will never love anyone else, and do not want to. But a Perfect Storm can disappear as quickly as she came.
Jake hasn’t been the same since Liv left. She was his Perfect Storm.
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A Storm Trooper with a bad back
he's hunched over like a storm stooper
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A sexual perversion involving 3 bears jerking off while a 4th man, a twink, releases his diarrhea on them at the moment of ejaculation.
Man, I've been having a hard time getting off lately. We should get together for a Storm Surge.
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An excuse for people to skip work and rush to the grocery store to buy unwanted items such as bread milk and eggs
Jamie : Wow did you hear about the Snow Storm this weekend!
Jana : Yeah im heading to the grocery store right after work to get bread milk & eggs!
Chad : Hey Jana guess you heard about the Snow Storm this weekend I think I'll crash at your place I can just lay on top of you and fuck you silly all weekend!
Jana : Sounds great I'll get extra bread milk & eggs!
Chad : And I'll bring extra cum! (wink)
Steve : Hey Chad I can't work this weekend cause of the Snow Storm in fact I need to leave right now so I don't miss out on the bread milk & eggs!
Chad : Now Steve im counting on you to be here cause your my weekend bitch I have no one else to cover you you don't want me to have to work all weekend do you? (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Sorry dude but Snow Storms are scarry!
Chad : FINE YOU FUCKING BABY YOUR FIRED!
Steve : Oh but I turned in some vacation time when I heard about the Snow Storm!
Chad : GOD DAMN'T YOU ASSHOLE!
Jana : Bummer Chad I guess you won't be crashing at my place and fucking me silly this weekend!
Steve : Hey Jana care if I crash at your place this weekend I can lay on top of you all weekend & fuck you silly (wink)
Jana : Sure Steve I was going to get extra bread milk & eggs anyway!
Steve : Sweet i'll bring extra cum! (wink)
Chad : YOU BASTARD THAT WAS MY PLAN!
Steve : Sorry dude but im taking a Snow Storm vacay in Jana's bed!
Chad : YOU BASTARD YOU LAZY FUCKING BASTARD!
Steve : Oh how I love A Snow Storm! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Chad : BEAT IT JACK OFF!
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A euphemism qualifying a noun with a greater sense of intensity rather than as plainly stated.
After this past census, there's been an ongoing debate over gerrymandering by elected officials. This underlies the shit storm of controversy over who stands to gain by redrawing the new district lines.
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Challenging a dojo. I can refer to one or more people who basically like the name suggest storm into a dojo and challenge the people who are there. In the modern age it's becoming more uncommon for these things to happen. Which may be a reason for the sudden prevalence of Mcdojos.
Rick: Did you hear how my boy dojo storming that Mcdojo group Shaolin-Do?
Sam: He won right?
Rick: Of course he won against those bullshit artist.
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