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stump fucking

Having any form of sex with an amputee. This can involve, but is not limited to:
Vaginal-penile intercourse with a woman no legs.
Inserting your handless stump into some ho's cooch.
Two multiple amputees atempting to have sex (otherwise known as log-rolling)

Yo guys, what would be worse, stump fucking a bitch with no arms, or no legs?

by zeppelinboy September 01, 2005


stump jumper

An overly promiscuous or in some other way, sexually indiscrimenant man. (comes from the old saying 'he don't care he'd f_@& that stump if he knew there were no bees in it)

That stump jumper is so horny he'd fu___ a pile a rocks as long as he knew there wasn't a snake in it

by MikeeJay63 February 16, 2010


patrick stump

Patrick Stump (the leprechaun) is the lead singer from Fall Out Boy with Pete Wentz (werewolf/vampire mix), Andy Hurley (fairy princess), and Joe Trohman (giant from the beanstalk). He's not the best singer in the world but I still get orgasms from listening to him. Pete Wentz looks like a werewolf and who would you rather have sex with, a werewolf or a leprechaun? Some people might say he's fat, but he's normal...just normal. and when I become famiss we will have sex all the time.

Patrick: I am self conscious for some gay reason.
Me: Patrick, let's go make passionate love all night long.
Pete Wentz: Patrick, dude let me put chocolate all over your body then lick it off like I lick my guitar.
Me: Back off you werewolf, he's mine!

Patrick Stump is cute, so cute in fact that I spend every waking moment having sick sexual fantasies about him and Pete Wentz making out. Yeah baby.

by LeprechaunLover February 26, 2007


Pump A Stump

To Go to the bathroom (toilet) and do a Poo.

Man, I'm really hangin' to pump a stump

by PhatMike May 08, 2006


Stump Grinding

Severe constipation and the noises that come with it. Oftentimes, the straining makes one sound like a stump grinder.

Man, Louis was definitely stump grinding yesterday. He was in the can for an hour and I could hear him all the way down the hall.

by RafneyJmike November 14, 2011


Stump Grinding

1) When a girl is grinding on a guy with man parts that are short and fat. see chode

2) An action that is performed by a lawn maintenance specialist.

1) did you hear about Amy? i heard she went Stump Grinding last night!

2) My trees all died and i had to cut them down. i'm going to call that Stump Grinding company now.

by Awesomanda November 09, 2011


blunt-stumping

searching for the remaining tips or "stumps" of blunts from prior blunts smoked when you're otherwise completely outta weed

I hope I can get some new weed today I've been stuck blunt-stumping all night

by Fundo88 June 21, 2023