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Having any form of sex with an amputee. This can involve, but is not limited to:
Vaginal-penile intercourse with a woman no legs.
Inserting your handless stump into some ho's cooch.
Two multiple amputees atempting to have sex (otherwise known as log-rolling)
Yo guys, what would be worse, stump fucking a bitch with no arms, or no legs?
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An overly promiscuous or in some other way, sexually indiscrimenant man. (comes from the old saying 'he don't care he'd f_@& that stump if he knew there were no bees in it)
That stump jumper is so horny he'd fu___ a pile a rocks as long as he knew there wasn't a snake in it
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Patrick Stump (the leprechaun) is the lead singer from Fall Out Boy with Pete Wentz (werewolf/vampire mix), Andy Hurley (fairy princess), and Joe Trohman (giant from the beanstalk). He's not the best singer in the world but I still get orgasms from listening to him. Pete Wentz looks like a werewolf and who would you rather have sex with, a werewolf or a leprechaun? Some people might say he's fat, but he's normal...just normal. and when I become famiss we will have sex all the time.
Patrick: I am self conscious for some gay reason.
Me: Patrick, let's go make passionate love all night long.
Pete Wentz: Patrick, dude let me put chocolate all over your body then lick it off like I lick my guitar.
Me: Back off you werewolf, he's mine!
Patrick Stump is cute, so cute in fact that I spend every waking moment having sick sexual fantasies about him and Pete Wentz making out. Yeah baby.
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To Go to the bathroom (toilet) and do a Poo.
Man, I'm really hangin' to pump a stump
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1) When a girl is grinding on a guy with man parts that are short and fat. see chode
2) An action that is performed by a lawn maintenance specialist.
1) did you hear about Amy? i heard she went Stump Grinding last night!
2) My trees all died and i had to cut them down. i'm going to call that Stump Grinding company now.
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Severe constipation and the noises that come with it. Oftentimes, the straining makes one sound like a stump grinder.
Man, Louis was definitely stump grinding yesterday. He was in the can for an hour and I could hear him all the way down the hall.
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An amputee sticks his stump up a girls ass , then knocks her out with it.