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An overly promiscuous or in some other way, sexually indiscrimenant man. (comes from the old saying 'he don't care he'd f_@& that stump if he knew there were no bees in it)
That stump jumper is so horny he'd fu___ a pile a rocks as long as he knew there wasn't a snake in it
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Patrick Stump (the leprechaun) is the lead singer from Fall Out Boy with Pete Wentz (werewolf/vampire mix), Andy Hurley (fairy princess), and Joe Trohman (giant from the beanstalk). He's not the best singer in the world but I still get orgasms from listening to him. Pete Wentz looks like a werewolf and who would you rather have sex with, a werewolf or a leprechaun? Some people might say he's fat, but he's normal...just normal. and when I become famiss we will have sex all the time.
Patrick: I am self conscious for some gay reason.
Me: Patrick, let's go make passionate love all night long.
Pete Wentz: Patrick, dude let me put chocolate all over your body then lick it off like I lick my guitar.
Me: Back off you werewolf, he's mine!
Patrick Stump is cute, so cute in fact that I spend every waking moment having sick sexual fantasies about him and Pete Wentz making out. Yeah baby.
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To Go to the bathroom (toilet) and do a Poo.
Man, I'm really hangin' to pump a stump
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1) When a girl is grinding on a guy with man parts that are short and fat. see chode
2) An action that is performed by a lawn maintenance specialist.
1) did you hear about Amy? i heard she went Stump Grinding last night!
2) My trees all died and i had to cut them down. i'm going to call that Stump Grinding company now.
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Severe constipation and the noises that come with it. Oftentimes, the straining makes one sound like a stump grinder.
Man, Louis was definitely stump grinding yesterday. He was in the can for an hour and I could hear him all the way down the hall.
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A person who is usually on the chubby side who has a neck that looks like a tree stump aka stump neck.
Gabrielle Iglesias would be an example of a person with a stump neck. Terrio would also work.
stump grinding the act of two men rubbing their penis heads together as an act of four play.
Billy and Christopher did some light stump grinding in the living room after the movie ended before making their way to the bedroom to make love.