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When a dirty siflis dick grazes your upper lip, and continues to swipe you with his whole cock.
Because Sandra gave Danny crabs, Dirty Danny gave her a siflis swipe that she will never forget..
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When you are to fat to wipe you ass completely from front to back, so instead, you wipe halfway up your crack and hen do a quick sideways move with the toilet paper, leaving a layer of poop smeared on you butt cheek.
By the looks of that brown stain on the back of your white pants that cover that big ass you got, my guess is that you couldn't reach all the way around, so you side swiped it.
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Noun- When two horny individuals need some immediate action and the nearest surface is covered with miscellaneous items, one person passionately swipes everything off of the surface and the two jump on to get it on.
We couldn't wait to get to the bedroom today so we had to pull a table swipe, and I broke my favorite vase... but it was worth it!
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When you swipe your gooch with toilet paper after a fresh dump to make sure it's clean.
Jim: I wiped my gooch to make sure there was no lingering crap on it!
Carl: A gooch swipe!
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To swipe your finger in your crack and then dip it in the top of a beer (yours or someone else's) to make the head subside.
I poured my beer to fast, but luckily Josh was able to swipe and dip, and now I can drink it.
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When receiving a hand job, the motion made to ensure the cum does not land on your couch
Dude, last night I missed my side swipe and I spent like 5 hours cleaning my couch
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This is performed when a female is on her knees going down on a male. Right before the happy ending you blow your load in your hand and slap her in the face.
Galakanokis: Dude my girlfriend was in the perfect posistion for a white swipe.
Burgandy: Did you give it to her?
Galakanokis: Hell yea I did! SLAP!
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