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Multiple males masturbating in a room full of swiss cheese
On our mission trip to Switzerland we couldn't pass up the epic tradition of swiss grinding.
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Used to describe a horrible goalie.
EA Sports Hockey League goalies are such Swiss cheese.
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The mixture of semen and feces that comes about from taking a shit on a woman's chest, tit-fucking her, and then climaxing into the center of the shit.
"Dude, Check out this video -
Ellen Degeneres totally ate his swiss roll!"
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A sexual activity which involves the male putting his testicles on the eyes of his partner.
Oh Jesus, he just gave her the swiss goggles.
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An adjective used to describe something that is sexually "cool" or "desired" and is of extremely high quality. Since the Swiss make such high quality and durable products (i.e Swiss Army Knife) saying something is "orgasmically swiss" is expressing the awesome nature of such a sexual and high quality noun.
Bro that $25 condom with extra lube and built in vibrator is so orgasmically Swiss.
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A penis that is so dirty and hasn't been washed for so long, cheesy crusts formed all over it.
After weeks without showering, no girl would go near his swiss biscuit.
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The papal guard based in Vatican city. Don't let their colorful ceremonial dress uniforms fool you, they are an elite fighting force. They all have training in the Swiss army and are part of the smallest standing army in the world, although the main crime in Vatican City is pick pocketing. They were first commissioned by Pope Julius II. Their uniforms are covered in yellow and orange stripes and they wear silver helmets with a red plume on it. They also carry long spears and can be seen guarding highly protected areas of Vatican city that are restricted and only open to employees of the Vatican.
The Swiss Guard almost arrested me for going the wrong way, good God those guys are tough.
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