syrup summary

A definition or summary of something in the most agreeable terms possible, omitting the nuances of ideology or the specifics of policy.

syrup summary of libertarianism: "we like freedom."

syrup summary of democrats: "we dislike inequality."

syrup summary of republicans: "we like America."

syrup summary of feminism: "we want equality for women."

syrup summary of white supremacists: "we like white culture."

syrup summary of Bush-era foreign policy: "we don't like terrorists."

syrup summary of MADD: "we don't like drunk driving accidents."

syrup summary of NRA: "we like freedom and safety."

syrup summary of PETA: "we oppose animal torture."

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White Syrup

Refers to semen or aka "cum".

It derives from the texture and consistency of semen and its white pigment.

"Why did you shoot white syrup in my face bud??"

"I can see your white syrup."

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Smelling the syrup

Being gay af

My friend Mike keeps smelling the syrup with me!

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Pancake Syrup

Pancake syrup is whenever three female midgets (all of which are infected with the blue waffle, red pancake, and purple crepe diseases) and two average sized males (whome are infected with special fried rice disease) all have an orgy and then combine all excreations in a bottle the excreations then mich together to form a thick syrupy liquid and then pour it over one another and then lick the syrupy concoction of diseased excreations .

Dude those nasty mofos just made pancake syrup

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throat syrup

Throat syrup
The calm reassuring syntax of mother and child attunement which communicates a sense of well being to the listener but the speaker is a manipulating, bottomless pit of need, who always must be in control, the center of attention, and dominant in any and all relationships. Often the grammar used by a slut to assuage the adultery concerns of her cuckold.

He slowly lowered the pistol pointed at his cheating wife as her soft pink lips poured warm throat syrup over his upset.

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syrup sandwich

A word from Kendrick Lamar's song, "HUMBLE."

From the song: "I remember syrup sandwiches and crime allowances."

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roffles with syrup

interj.
roffle or roffles taken to the next level.
Often used ironically.

Person A say something particularly unoriginal.
B: LOL
C: ROFL
D: roffles with syrup.

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