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Another meaning for them in the UK is that ex prisoners have swallows tattooed on their hands or wrists to prove they have served their time, as in they have done their bird.
Man A: They let you out then
Man B: Shows hands and says Yes I've done my bird
Man A: Oh yes you have swallow tattoos
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A target tattoo is a permanent or temporary tattoo in the shape of a target.
My cadet roomie, Matt, put a temporary target tattoo on my asshole while I was sleeping!
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A badly drawn tattoo, done at a 'professional' tattoo studio. The term first surfaced on the facebook group 'Actually, I think your tattoo is hideous'. Not to be confused with prison tattoo.
Mike obviously got inked by a drunk intern, and ended up with a lebanese tattoo.
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A trendy, very played out, graphic design inked on the small of a woman's back just above her ass crack. In most cases they are tribal designs.
Also, used as a targeting or guidance system when the backdoor matadore moves in on his prey.
1. When Jamie bent over Matt totally scoped her poo tattoo.
2. Though the lights were low MAtt was able to once again become the backdoor matadore with the assistance of Jamie's poo tattoo.
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After acheiving climax by receiving oral sex the man pulls out his semi-flacid penis from her mouth and slaps it around her face. Leaving a mark in the shape of a mushroom.
Marlene give me a great blow job last night. When she finished swallowing I pulled it out and gave her a mushroom tattoo on the side of her face. You can still see it this morning
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The opposite of being "tattoo worthy"; a fall from grace
That was the smelliest piece of crap on Fox since The Chamber. And THAT was worth a tattoo removal.
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A hickey.
Nice strawberry tattoo you got on your neck homie!
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