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Ted Bear is a character created by Explosim Entertainment in their animated series Cyanide And Happiness , he acts like the Bear Grills of the set universe.
He has appeared in two shorts so far, the first in which he dies of overeating for "survival" and the second in which he splits open his overweight dead body from the inside like a snakeskin and emerges alive and well.
His catchphrase is "survival".
I'm Ted Bear and today I'm teaching you about survival!
"The Swimmer" a man who got away with murder.
My gun has killed less people then TED KENNEDY'S car.
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(also known simply as Ted, Tbank, and many others)
A shot of Cabo Wabo washed down with a gulp of flavored seltzer water. Genius.
Ted Banker? He has shots too?
Tbank shots on me bitches.
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Any of various fat, red-faced, thickset rodents, inhabiting northern regions and known for periodic mass drunk migrations that sometime leads to driving off in water, ending their mate's life in drowning.
See also Lemming
Liberals do the Ted Kennedy on the way to the Fabricate 9/11 movie because they want to know how to gain favor with Hezbollah.
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A complete fucking moron that does a lot of cocaine. Ted Nugent is a close-minded Republican asshole.
Ted Nugent's ego shows a lack of penis width.
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A guy who has long hair and plays (or did at one time) rock guitar but is NOT representative of what long hair or rock 'n' roll is about. He is a fucking REDNECK who likes to kill animals and supports war. "The Nuge" is a splooge.
Ted Nugent needs to put down his crossbow, smoke some marijuana, and listen to some Dead.
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A term used to describe the act of dunking someones head underwater.
The bully was doing a Ted Kennedy on a smaller kid in the swimming pool then the lifegurd yelled out to stop it or else.
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