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When a woman has been working out and her pubes get tied in knots thus blocking all trys for entry
I tried to get busy at lunch but she had a musty goal tender
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An injury sustained from too much smash-up derby, for example a sprained bearded elder, or swollen dune buggies.
You can tell by the way Sven is limping... that's no torn ligament. He's got a couple tender beefy chunks from last night.
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A variation on the Alabama Hot Pocket, the Michigan Meat Tenderizer involves taking a dump into an obese woman's vagina much like the Alabama Hot Pocket. She then proceeds to ride the man's penis on top, probably hurting him. Once he cums, she takes it out and squeezes the penis as hard as she can.
Dude, Vida is disgusting, La'Queesha gave him a Michigan Meat Tenderizer last night and he loved it!
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The same type of insult as cunt nugget only using the opposite word.
My boyfriend dumped me on my birthday!What a fucking dick tender!
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When a person spreads hot sauce on their hands then sticks one or more fingers into a female vagina resulting in pain and pleasure.
My goal for this week is to give my girlfriend a Louisiana Chicken Tender.
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Giving caring sex when someone's emotions are in a poor state of repair
My husband/wife etc... has been under a lot of stress lately and after the hard day they just had, they are in need of a good Tender Loving Fuck (TLF)
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The term used by Mr Burns's grandfather to describe the Japanese in the season four episode of 'The Simpsons': 'Last Exit to Springfield'
The Japanese! Those sandal-wearing goldfish tenders!
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