One who is unable to express ones emotions though text
Girl: OMG! I just won a all expenses paid trip for two!! :-D do you wanna come?????
Boy: Ok cool.
Girl: Sounds like you are suffering from textual retardation :-/
The regret you feel after you text your ex either in an emotional break down or when you've had a few to many
Last night was great but i wokeup with a hangover and textual regret
The ability to attract the opposite sex and even seduce said person through texting and/or instant message.
Girl, he isn't even that hot or anything but I just cant resist his textuality.
To talk to someone through a text messege on their cellular telephone and often saying that they are having a good day then leads into a conversation.
Steve: What are you doing?
Sean: I am having a textual conversation with Ali. She is good.
The glow of light that shines off an assholes face at night while they are illegally texting on their phone while driving
That fucking asshole has some real textual glow. Plus he’s in my fucking way
When one who is certain of their argument is made to look foolish in a text based conversation.
We were texting about some movie we saw last night. I thought I found this huge plot hole, and she pointed out that I missed the dialogue that had explained it. It was a textual pantsing.
Phrases such as "lol" or "lmao" used to ease the awkwardness of a conversation, even though you're not laughing at all.
He's so good at using textual lubricant, I feel so comfortable texting him!
She's not laughing at your jokes, that's just textual lubricant, bro.