When someone is pretending to be salty, or offering fake sympathy.
Example 1:
"Ouch, what a bad call."
"Get out of here with your Vanilla salt, man. You don't even like football."
A term used by swingers to describe someone who is interested in, but does not live the Lifestyle.
Yeah Jessica been asking allot of questions about swinging latley. Oh i knew she was a vanilla swirl.
A female with extremely pale breasts.
Zant doesn't mess with girls with vanilla nipples often because he likes Asians...but he wouldn't turn down vanilla nipples either.
A description of an old white bitch
do you see that vanilla crusty over there? She looks like she's from a wendy's.
Your basic white girl that sucks off a lot of dudes. People gossip about her and call her a Vanilla slut
Person 1: Did you hear about that girl
Person 2: Yeah she sucked off 3 dudes last week what a Vanilla Slut
Swirly mixture of male and female ejaculant placed upon the face of the receiving female. Typically, the male catches the female juiciness in his mouth during her climax, then drips it on the face of the female whilst producing the other half of the creamy concoction.
"She told me she's a squirter so I Vanilla Shortcaked that bitch then Racooned the fuck outta there."
to take a shit and masturbate on it afterwards
we left a vanilla mountain outside our neighbor's door