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When one, of asian decent, goes against a single of multiple sterotype. Being a 'Fail Asian' can result in:
a) Getting below a 95% in any class
b) Not playing the violin, piano, flute
c) Eating food not of asian decent (chicken nuggets)
d) Failing at videogames at their first go
e) Not possessing the ability to use chopsticks
Asian 1: Wow look at Tommy eating those chicken nuggets!
Asian 2: Too make it worse, he not even using chopsticks!
Both: Fail Asian!
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When two people attempt to high five each other and the result is pathetic. In extreme cases, the high five is missed completely. Generally results in the two participants looking like complete idiots.
"Dude, look at John and Bill, they totally messed that high five up."
"hahaha fail five"
"What a couple of retards."
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An incredible band that people tend to insult or overlook due to the emo genre of their music. Sure, the lyrics are depressing and Buddy Nielson's vocals do tend to whine, but that doesn't make this band any less amazing. Their songs are filled with spiraling dual guitar riffs backed by solid bass lines and powerful drum beats that don't go unnoticed. Whether Buddy is singing a beautiful ballad, screaming his lungs out or just whining like a bitch, the end result is always terrific. With each new album, the band seems to progress in many ways. With Still Searching, the band ended their psychotic murderous phase, and with Life is not a Waiting Room they added a few sprinkles of optimism and offered some insightful words of wisdom, such as "the past can't be your passion." Who knows, maybe a happy album is in the works?
Senses Fail > You
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Asian kid:"Mom, I asian failed my test"
Asian mom: "what did you get?"
Asian kid: "An 88"
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A failed abortion is someone who is so detestable, it should have been noticed before they were born and dealt with.
For some reason, they held on...
"He did what? Man, he's such a failed abortion."
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Someone who is worthless. A waste of space. A horrible human being.
Person A: I just got a phone call from that meth addict Joe Gaddis.
Person B: He's such a sperm fail.
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When something can be seen to be a total failure
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