October 25

Tell your crush/Bf or Gf/Bff that they look beautiful today ❤️

Person 1: Hey, Lily! You look beautiful.
Person 2: Aw, thankyou. is it October 25?

October 25

National slap your best friend day.

You slap one of your friends or multiple on the cheek by showing them how much you cArE aBoUt tHeM.

I have to slap you, it’s October 25. I have my swear to god promise with Urban Dictionary

March 25

national grab tittie is a day where you can anybody’s titties whenever and where ever

did you hear that it’s national grab tittie day March 25?

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March 25

Give your crush a hug and walk her to class

Babe: it march 25
Him:ok

May 25

If you are born on may 25 you are very swag and sexy, I have 2 friends that are born on may 25 and they are both really swaggy and attractive. Oh and also Mike Myers is born on this day and he is the voice/normal actor for many famous characters like Shrek, The Cat in the Hat, Austin Power, Etc.

hehe you know i am pretty swaggy because my birthday is May 25

for 25 years

things were the same for 25 years.

1. that shoehorn was on the dresser for 25 years.
2. i've been making soup for 25 years.
3. she ain't gonna touch my pills. i've been putting them on the table for 25 years.

Covid-25

When Covid-19 and its variants from different countries are planning a Xmas gathering at some undisclosed location in China to update each other of their successes and setbacks they have so far experienced in their war against vaccines, WHO-approved or not; and how they could strategize or disguise themselves to prolong their earthly stay as long as possible before the next pandemic visits the planet.

At the Covid-25 meeting, all variants agree that in order to outwit and outlive the vaccines, they would need to continually evolve and mutate in order to creatively fool them, if their plan to have the WHO declare the Omega variant as a variant of concern were to be fulfilled.

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