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National Cruz Day
A special day for a special person named Cruz. He usually gives the best advice, Is super racist, short, and pretty awesome. Even if he doesn’t think so, he’s obviously better.
Boy 1: hey dude, it’s June 26th!!
Girl 1: Yeah! National Cruz day!
Boy 2: Cruz is my IDOL
A day where you can make anyone buy you Starbucks
Mom get me Starbucks it’s April 26th national Starbucks Day
"It's December 26th. You know what that means."
"What?"
"Let me hold your hand."
No matter what in what hemisphere you are, no matter what day of the weekend is and how old you are. That day after christmas you must go to work/school without complaining about it, it's totally mandatory and you cannot do nothing about it.
Man, i fucking hate that this December 26th we have to go to school.
Dec 26th is National Katie day
you Know December 26th is national Katie day
BF: “Hey babe it’s December 26th”
GF: “ oh yeah, let me make you cum”
the day after christmas when you have to wait another 364 days and you realize you have to put away all those chessy christmas decorations and lights.
Oh boi its December 26th fuck!