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A little like young homeless children. They have no home and henceforth wonder aimlessly in the street of electrons. Breaks my heart just thinking about it really...
A biscuit without a tin wonders as lonely as a delocalised atom.
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Those tiny little highly concentrated farts will just pop O in a second but are so concentrated and odiferous that will clear out an entire auditorium
Bob split the atom in class the other day everyone jumped over tables and chairs running out of the classroom
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like a Cleavland steamer, but with diarrhea.
The aftereffects are drastic, and awkward.
Dude, Help me clean up this Atom Bomb!
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Farts so bad (but quiet) that they burn when they come out and stink instantly, stinky so bad , thus for making the farter himself gag.
Dang Billy, I cant stand my own recticular explosions (atomics)
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The act of masturbating while screaming at the top of ones lungs. Usually, but not always, performed when one is alone at their place of residence, to achieve enhanced gratification or simply because they can.
The Atomic Wank is related to the Danger Wank due to it's nature, but carries less risk of discovery and the resulting awkwardness.
Man1: So...got the house all to myself tonight.
Man2: Got any plans?
Man1: Probably watch some porn and have an Atomic Wank.
Man2: What about the neighbors?
Man1: Fuck 'em.
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In Professional Wrestling picking a guy up and dropping him crotch first on your knee
Chris Jericho hit Randy Orton with a huge atomic drop
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A bicycle racing water bottle filled with half a flat Coca Cola or COKE and half water. A poor man's energy drink.
Yah, Floyd Landis looked like he was going to bonk again until Bjarne gave him another Atom Bottle.
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