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The period of intense self-loathing that occurs after you jerk off to pictures of a girl you wanted to bang but didn't. With or without crying, though generally followed by a bleakness of soul and a strong desire to listen to the cure. Commonly used by its acronym, B&H
Jake: How was your night last night?
Tim: ...
Jake: Not again, man.
Tim: I couldn't help it.
Jake: Man the fuck up.
Tim: Like you never bate and hate?
Jake: I wouldn't tell you if i did.
Tim: Bro, I thought we were friends.
Jake: There's some thing friends don't talk about, Tim. We're men, aren't we? We fuck and punch stuff, we don't B&H. Jesus.
Tim: Whatever, Robert Smith is cool.
Jake: I'm gonna B&H your mom for that, you bastard.
<a fight ensued>
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one who is a fucking idiot, has a small penis which is used
for ramming cats up the ass =)
fuck you just pulled a russell
fuck you russell bates!
ex: james why can't my cat walk?
cause i pulled a russell
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When the cover of a porn video is misleading or intentionally lies about what is actually in the video.
Mike: Dammit, I fell victim to another bate and switch last night.
Ike: What's that?
Mike: When the porn video doesn't match what is advertised on the cover. You know, like when the hot blonde with triple Es on the cover isn't in the movie.
When the movie advertises twins, but they appear in separate scenes. They say there is a Bukkake scene, but it is only a threesome. Promise double anal, but its only two guys taking turns. You think you're getting hot fresh teens but they have saggy boobs and c-section scars.
Ike: Yeah, dude, it is a cruel world out there.
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A person who is not him or herself in public and strives for perfection and has a strange obsession on number of things. The person can possibly be psychotic as Patrick Bateman. He or she might show a few signs like jealously and tries to keep cool, so he or she won't show their true image.
"Dude, have you met that guy last weekend? Fucking Pro Bates all afternoon."
"There goes Bruce Wayne in his formal suit at a restaurant. Definitly Pro Bates."
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"i think that gurl is well butterz"
"shut up you bate fanny, your more butterz"
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If a man has an erection and he's about to go somewhere where the erection would be inappropriate, he will masturbate to get rid of the erection before he leaves.
Tom: Damn, that girl's hot
Mark: Hell yeah she is
Tom: Man she makes me hard, how are you not?
Mark: I waste bated before I left home so my mom wouldn't see my boner.
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A debatebetween men which is purely suitable for men, generally about women, sex etc
a typical one would be talking about who youve recently shagged.
Man 1: I dont know what to do about my girlfriend, shes suffocating me
Man 2: lets have a man bate then.....
Man 1: We need a man bate, who's the hottest girl at work?
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