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Another character in the Guardians of Ga'Hoole. Kludd is the older brother of Soren and Eglantine. In the book, he pushed Soren out of their hollow when Soren could barely fly. Kludd had thought that the fall had killed Soren, but he never expected a St. Aggies Patrol Owl would pick him up. Then Kludd had done the same thing to Eglantine. Kludd then killed their parents. Then Kludd got half of his face and beak torn off in a battle. He got a new beak made of Mu Metal (Copper) and a mask made of the same thing. He was dawned the name Metal Beak. Then, he and Nyra become mates. They start the group known as the Pure Ones. He kidnapped Ezylryb and kept him hostage. In the sixth book, Kludd was killed by Twilight. Kludd is the father of Nyroc. In the movie Kludd was never metal beak but did become a member of the pure ones. At the end of the movie, Soren tells that Kludd's body was never found (Kludd fought Soren and ended up falling into a forest fire with a broken wing) but it cuts to Kludd staring at the mask of Metal Beak. If there is a second movie, Kludd will be high Tyto.
Kludd (High Tyto or Metal Beak) to Soren (movie): Soren...My wing is broken...will you please pull me to safety?
Kludd (High Tyto or Metal Beak) To Eglantine (movie): It will be all right. Now...tilt your head, tip your beak to the moon and sleep.....
Kludd (High Tyto or Metal Beak) To Soren before getting captured (movie): We can't be down here!
Kludd (High Tyto or Metal Beak) To Soren after getting mask lit on fire (Book): DEATH TO THE IMPUREST! DEATH TO SOREN!
Kludd (High Tyto or Metal Beak) To Coryn (Book): You might as well go back to the Pure Ones where you belong
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To moisten one's 'beak', metaphorically or literally. Initially coined by one CaptSteelShank, briefly plagiarised by Professor Poulet, but then swiftly recovered by its original creator, the phrase 'Man's got to get his beak wet' was originally used to describe the process of landing at Construction Site ('struc city bitch) on Call of Duty's Blackout to quickly engage the enemy.
The phrase has since been adapted to mean 'to moisten one's genitals through acts linked (but not restricted to) coitus', primarily due to the abrupt departure of the Captain's partner from a 9 year relationship with little more explanation than 'I need time for myself.'
Man's got to get his beak wet!
Did you hear about Jim? It's been a while but man got his beak wet last weekend!
'Have you seen Tom?' 'No I think he's getting his beak wet in your bedroom'
What is it to get one's beak wet?
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A really weird and odd guy, usually has a strong odor of moist eggs, usually with awesome parents, he just didn't turn out right. Although an odd character he usually hangs with the coolest people.
Hey do you see that guy van-beak over there, he smells, but, is hanging with those other cool guys.
The Beatles meet The Vikings
60's Pop rock music mixed with special sound effects and lyrics that are not understandable. Band members include Kindof Palking Ivonna Issue Static Bob Weaddababeeitsabob and Yiou.
Because of their experiments, The Beakings have a very distinguished band sound.
When a women cuts the reservoir tip off a man condom with the intent to trap him with a baby
Hey-- I heard you got that Chick pregnant- ?? I thought you were breaking up--- she Must have Snipped the Beak,,
verbal language about a female relationship/or sex act
were going cleatten with the beake tonight'.will need the beake to get that cleat
A fictional sexposition my weird friend made up. Fuck off honey. 😎😁