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1. (noun) When your underwear are worn around your waist as if wearing a belt. Most commonly warn under ones shirt, there's often a trend in the hipster crowd to wear over ones clothing to shame another. Can be a result of putting them on wrong in a hurry, being too drunk to put them on correctly or having the crotch ripped by another individual. Regardless of the reason, it's most often accomplished in a taxi cab on your was to fuck.
Jordan: Wow Justin, what a lovely underwear belt you're wearing.
Justin: Thank! I picked it up on Alvarado St, over the weekend.
2. (verb) The act of partying so hard that you were labeled as the one who wore the underwear belt.
Jeremiah: Hey Justin, what did you do this weekend?
Justin: The boys and I went out and got fucked up.
Jeremiah: Ahh shit, I bet your ass wore the underwear belt didn't you?
Justin: No sir, I was the uBer driver. Big Ed on the other hand wore the shit out of the underwear belt.
The exact location of the first underwear belt sighting is not yet known, however, it's believed to have originated in Monterey, Calif. circa 2016 on a brisk spring night during a full moon. Coincidently the use of describing ones inebriated actions as wearing the "underwear belt" or being the "underwear belt" wearer happened close to if not exactly in the same place within a fortnight of the conceived "underwear belt".
I can't believe Big Ed let that bitch give him the ole underwear belt this weekend. I hope he at least played with those aunt jemima tits and gave here the frosty jim in the 1 and 2.
Weapon of choice for beating your kids. A typical belt that transitions to Barney the belt when getting ready to beat your kids.
“Come here junior, why did you break the fine China vase?”
“It was an accident, dad”
“Well, okay, I got somebody that wants to meet you. It’s Barney the belt!”
SLAP SLAP SLAP CHILD WHALING SLAP SLAP SLAP
The status of mastering the ability to control yourself while high.
Bro Michael must be a green belt going to work like that.
The southern region of the United States, where you're more likely to get Zika.
Vacation in Miami? Are you crazy? Come July you won't catch me anywhere near the zika belt.
To create something out of nothing
OMG he/she just belt sanded the fuck out of that one .
Belt sander - a sander that uses a moving abrasive belt to smooth surfaces.
You can't wear a brown belt with black shoes and you can't wear a black belt with brown shoes
Hazel, haven't you ever heard about the belt theory, that belt so doesn't go with those shoes!
Going into a store and buying the cheapest thing, from the most well known brand, with the biggest logo - right now this is a Gucci belt, a few years ago a Burberry check shirt. Usually done by someone that wants to make people think they have more money than they do - the person wants to flex their supposed wealth, but the message they send is more a desperation for approval and an indication they don't have enough money to buy other, more subtle, items from that brand.
Joe thinks that sweater is a flex but it's more a Gucci belt.