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A gay man's inability to recognize the obvious lack of attractiveness in his female friends or beards. Usually applies in cases of very attractive gay men who, when they're in the closet, date much less attractive desperate women.
Sometimes misused to denote an inability to recognize obvious homosexuality.
Tom tries to make out with dudes when he drinks, even though he's dating Lisa. Tom's a 10 and Lisa's a 4. It's an obvious case of fruit blindness.
She was desperate and had really bad gaydar. You think it's awesome that she's dating such hot guys until you realize that it's a case of serious fruit blindness.
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the act of unzipping behind someone who is preferably sitting down and touching the back of their neck with your cock.
invented in 312
i just totally just blind cocked mikes girlfriend
i went in 312 and saw some blind cocking going on
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When a friend sets up a date with a mystery person that you usually (99% of the time) don't know. Avoid at all costs because these types of dates go horribly wrong most of the time!
Bob: I set up Joe on Blind Date with this girl I met the other day.
Fred: He's going to kill you, you know that right?
Bob: Why? She's got a nice personality!
Fred: Yeah, but is she hideous?
Bob: Maybe.....
Fred: And besides those dates usually never work out.
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When a gossip columnist doesn't have enough evidence to support a claim about a celebrity, where naming said celebrity would result in a lawsuit, giving no names but mild clues to the celebrity's identity in the latest gossip.
Today's Blind Item: "Which blonde is no longer giving sweet kisses to her boy-band husband?"
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1.to strongly dislike something without knowing the facts, or by using false information
2.what 50% of the people using this website have for the united states.
some of these people throw around words like facist, imperialist, arrogant, and ignorant to make people think they're smart.
Generalizing 270,000,000 people is a little hard, but they manage to do it.
Yes, yes I know, we are egocentric, megalomaniacal, capitalist bastards. Your the 15th person who's said it today.
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Blinded Black was a six-piece post-hardcore band from St. Louis, Missouri. After forming in 1999, when the youngest member (Jake Rohlmann) was just twelve, the group self-released their debut album and began touring both locally and around the Midwest. After success on the internet with sites such as MySpace and Absolute Punk, the group signed with SideCho Records and began working with producer Marc McClusky. Their latest album, Under the Sunrise, was released February 27, 2007 on SideCho Records; following its release the band toured with LoveHateHero and Vanna.1 The band have just dropped out of the Artery Tour, which will still go on with the other bands originally on the tour through March, (A Skylit Drive and Dance Gavin Dance, as well as supporting bands Four Letter Lie, Oh, Sleeper, Before Their Eyes, Memphis May Fire, and The Hottness.)2
Blinded Black called it quits in March 2008. The former members of the band claim to still be best friends and some of the members plan on exploring other musical ventures in the future.1 (Jake Rohlmann, Tyler Hanks, Jeff Nizick, and Nick Rohlmann are all in pop/rock group outRAGEus currently.
Blinded Black
myspace.com/blindedblack
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The ejection of bodily fluids, simultaneously, from both axes. Usually performed on bathroom ware in close proximity.
Sorry boss, can't get there. Had a dodgy, Got the blinding whities.
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