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Carps is a conyo slang for “Are you g (game)?
Carps -> Carpet -> Rug -> r u g = are you g?
ex. 1:
conyo 1: yoooo parehh... i have kwento for you mamaya... kwento later, carps?
ex. 2:
conyo 1: duuudeee... bgc tayo later parehh... carps?
conyo 2: g parehh!!
When you finally get something only for something to happen to it and/or turn out worse than expected.
Person: "Bro there was this game i spent hours waiting outside of Gamestop at 1 A.M i was supposed to go to school and when i bought the game and tried it, it was dogshit!,
Person 2: "Dang you just got carped."
Used to urge someone to make the most of the present time and give little thought to the future by creating dank memes out of any unfortunate situation.
Translates literally to: "seize the meme"
That meme will problem offend a lot of people... oh well, carpe diememe
Used to describe females originating in and around Niagara Falls... specifically Welland.
You can usually find them around the canal. With hair of unusual colouring... typically Green. They usually have many piercings... they use as trophies for all the fishing lines they have been freed from. They typically have an inbred look to them, the odd one may resemble an angler fish; with similar teeth. These carp are triggered easily and will attack; if you call them out on their stupidity, sleep with their man (who they also borrowed), or throw maggot water off your balcony.
“Hey bro, look at that radioactive carp over there, she’s the type a girl you pull the fuse out of the heated seats for”
Present Continuous Tense for Carpe Diem
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Someone overweight that is swimming