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The act of smoking marijuana, but not inhaling, and therefore not getting high
Dude, Joseph just pulled a Bill Clinton.
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1. A situation where a person ignores a spouse's public or obvious infidelity, and then utilizing it to obtain a successful public career.
2. An action where a person creates an elaborate lie, such as being targeted by sniper fire, to make oneself look better.
1. Gill did a "Hillary Clinton" when she forgave Bill. She's now the CEO of Bill's company.
2. Ted did a "Hillary Clinton" yesterday. He never was deported to Guantanamo Bay.
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Doesn't have a good poker face.
I can tell when he's lying.
When he gets really really pissed and red faced and shakes his finger THAT's when he is lying.
Bill Clinton "I did not have sex with that woman" "I tried to get Osama" *head explodes*
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A do-nothing president who is conferred God-like status for liberals. See also John F. Kennedy. Like Kennedy, often credited with accomplishments he actually didn't have. For instance, "Under Clinton we never had any terrorist attacks" (see USS Cole, African Embassy Bombings and Oklahoma Federal Building); "Under Clinton, we never had any wars" (see Bosnia, Yugoslavia, Kosova, Serbia, Iraq, Somalia and Rwanda - all of which except Iraq were civil wars and conflicts that had NO affect on American national security); "The economy is worse now than it was when Clinton was in office/ Clinton made the economy better" (the president does not have the power to "make" an economy better - that is achieved mostly through lending and monetary policy set by the Federal Reserve, which is not subject to Presidential authority. This is still a relatively free-market economy, and one man is not capable of affecting it drastically one way or another); "Clinton spent more money on education" (George W. Bush has spent more on education, especially with the passage of No Child Left Behind, a horribly bloated piece of over-spending crap legislation in its own right); "Clinton spent more money on welfare and minorities" (Clinton cut welfare to minorities and poor people for the first time since the Johnson administration - it is the only redeeming quality he has in the eyes of politically conservative Americans). When one pulls ones head out of ones ass and examines what the hell Clinton actually DID do while he was in office, one draws a less glamorous and more realistic picture of the man as a President. Also known for receiving oral sex from a 20 year old White House intern, lying about it to Congress and being the only president to be impeached and not removed from office. Among his other accomplishments are taking more overseas trips on taxpayer funds than any other President in history, hiking taxes, reducing defense spending, over-regulating the CIA, NSA, FBI and other security organizations, making them less effective at their jobs and unable to effectively coordinate, smiling, and making eloquent, yet completely meaningless and useless political speeches. Was previously the governor of one of America's most impoverished and redneck states, yet is inexplicably not thought of as a redneck or an uneducated hillbilly like his successor.
Liberal: Bill Clinton saved America from famine, flood, economic disaster, herpes, AIDS, poverty, hurricanes, pollution, racism, premature ejaculation, debt, theft and cancer.
Conservative: Clinton didn't do any of that.
Liberal: NO BLOOD FOR OIL!
Conservative: What? What are you talking about?
Liberal: Don't be a racist!
Conservative: <blink>
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A half retarted cunt who believes that successful people should pay to let fat, lazy, stupid bitches watch tv and get even stupider, fatter, and lazier for free.
rich guy: Hillary clinton is a cunt. fat, lazy bitch: fuck off! without her i might have to get a job and be useful.
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Feminazi whose goal in life is to rid of all men on earth after Bill's (slick willy) litte white house affair. Her and other women around the globe have already assembled to follow this plan. She is a devil women who may infact be satan herself. The only thing keeping the world from knowing is how she is extremely good at hiding her horns under her hair.
Nothing on earth could compare to how evil and ugly Hillary Clinton is.
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