Fog Computing

(n) A group of computer setups where a single computer/server acts as the brain for a set of "dumb" computers. (See: Cloud Computing)

The University Library has a server to manage all their terminals. This setup is a Fog Computing network.

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lost in the fog

When you hot box a small area and can't find the exit.

"Dude where's the door?"
"I dunno man, we're lost in the fog."

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Fogging out

When you finish reading something and you completely forget what you just read.

Teacher: Did you do the reading for Turn of the Screw last night?

Student: Yeah but I was fogging out. Can you please not quiz us?

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Fog Cutter

(n.) Referring to a particularly voracious fart, the odor of which is powerful enough to arouse detection even by those with severe nasal congestion, or an otherwise compromised sense of smell (i.e. someone shopping at Bath & Body Works).

"Oh, man. Sam had Taco Bell last night and he was letting out some real fog cutters. Even I could smell them and I haven't been able to smell my own cheek blasters for a week!"

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the london fog

when having sex, right before the male is about to ejaculate, he pulls out and fires one in the girls/guys eye thereby blinding them. then as he begins to turn around in a complete circle, he farts in her face as his back is facing her causing quite the unpleasent smell, and when he comes around to complete the circle, slaps his partner in the face with his cock until his partner is disoriented. thus giving the full effect of being in london on a foggy day: you can't see anything, it wreaks lik crap and you're all dissoriented.

man you should have seen her stumbling around after i gave her the london fog

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Salty Fog

When a girl (or recipient of love) takes and holds hit of marijuana, swallows a load of semen then shotguns the smoke in to their partners mouth.

Dude, last night I was getting some head, and the chick gave me a salty fog.

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Hot Fog

When you're bangin your chick in the shower and she releases a particularly stanky qweef on you.

Dude..I was bangin gurly last nite in the shower and she hit me with a hot fog!

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