Hairy Douglas

The act in which you blow your load (cum, sperm, jizz, etc) in your bitch's face, then shave your pubes all over her, so it looks like she has a beard.

I gave Mary a Hairy Douglas, and when i was through with her she looked like Chewbacca.

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hairy pizza

Hairy - womans private area
Pizza - something wonderful to eat
You do the math.

Hairy pizza should be on every man's menu.

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Hairy David

When somebody shaves their pubes and glues them to another persons upper lip.

Using feline feasies to glue the pubes to the persons upper lip.

"I fell asleep and I woke up and Todd had given me a hairy David ".

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Hairy Stabwound

Another term for a womans vagina which is hairy in the pubic region and generally not a good looking vagina.

"i got with this girl last night,she had the ugliest pussy ever..it was like a hairy stabwound."

"she put her hairy stabwound in my face and i swear i burped and a little sick came up."

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Hairy Grill

Another way of saying a chick has a hairy vag

Abby: She said something about my body.
Brian: What did she say about your body?
Abby: That I got a hairy grill. :)

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hairy banjo

a very hairy pussy (not a cat). unshaven lady bit.

Bum tit tit, bum tit tit, play your hairy banjo.
Shave that hairy banjo you slag.

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hairy gary

A big, smelly, jungle-like vagina

Tyler's mom has a big hairy gary problem.

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