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noun 1. A sickness developed within alanon groups, and it's members. It is manifested in the least intelligent and least logical members of the group. Common everyday assholes become alcoholics and addicts to the member with alanon-itis.
ALANON-ITIS
Mary: So then he totally cut in line in front of me.
Julie: Mary, honey. He's an addict. I can tell. Jimmy did that once, and, I'll bet without a doubt, he was buying liquor, and was in a hurry to get home and drink it. That's why he cut you off!!
Sally: O, Ya. You bet he was. I bet the farm he was gettin cigarettes while he was at it.
Marge: What did he look like? My 16 yr old son, Barry,
Group: ya, O,yeah What about him, yea Marge
Marge: Ya, Barry has been smoking and someone is buying them for him. If I could catch the guy I'd go straight to the cops.
Group: O my gosh.oooo Marge. Poor thing
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The strange and inexplicable disease that causes the carrier to grow a strange and out of place hump right in the middle of their chest, I'm deadly serious. On particularly skinny people, Chest-hump-itis gives the effect of both boobies forming into one boobie.
Danny, your Chest-hump-itis is getting out of hand, your hump nearly knocked my eye out, you better get another opinion on that one.
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butthoke itching after covid 19 vaccine
John- I have butthole-itchy-itis
tim- from the covid shot
john- yes.
this a "disease" when you find anything funny for no reason and cant stop laughing. this could also be used when you get hurt and laugh hysterically to the point where people dont know if your crying or laughing.
becky- "do you know the answer to number 2"
susan - * laughs hysterically
becky - " um that wasnt a joke, are you okay?"
susan - "i think i have a small case of smile apple-itis hahaha"
laughing for no apparent reason
That feeling you get when you're craving Chick-Fil-A on a Sunday but it's closed.
*On a Sunday*
Person 1: "Bro, I'm craving Chick-Fil-A."
Person 2: *Hits blunt* "It's not open bro, it's Sunday. You got Chick-Fil-Itis man."
Condition diagnosis by obsessively beating the living life out ur meat till no cum is possible to make left shameless & confused long run.
“Doctor sandals i haven’t been feeling too well “ welp let me tell u u have came down on beat the meat itis
when a girl looks really fine but her teeth are ugly. usually she smiles without bearing her crooked creatures in pictures.
josh: omg did you see kelsey? she’s so bad.
jacob: don’t get too excited. she has dont-smile-itis
josh: i’d still tap
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