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Jesus

A guy who's pretty chill, funny most of the time, also does dumb shit, intelligent, will do anything if he has too, always trying to grind so they can improve themselves, know when to take risks and when not to, they also have athletcism and courageous, hard worker, never gives on something he loves, truthful person, able to keep secrets

Man did you see Jesus?
Yeah man he's so funny

by JesΓΊs January 7, 2015

3πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


jesus!

An exclamation, always for a nosy person, that is used before talking that one, about the event or events he has seen, expressing his there to be or not astonishment.

-Jesus! I was seeing that man in opposite apartment again opening the refrigerator's door to drink another bottle.
-Larry! hey! Sleep, watch that it is mid night! & you are nosy and I am not nosy!

by man!? May 6, 2017

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Jesus

Jesus is a god his best bud is Allah

Look at that mum jesus hanging out with Allah!

by Religious nun March 23, 2017

3πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Jesus

A Shane Dawson conspiracy theory

Jesus ain't real

by FatAlcoholicYoda June 16, 2020

3πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Jesus

A sexy son of a bitch that gets all the bitches

I wish I was like Jesus

by Don'tWorryAboutMe April 8, 2016

3πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Jesus

The savior of the christian people. Christians believe he is the son of god and the messiah. They also believe he died for man kinds sins against each other. No real proof exists that he ever lived. That, like every religion, does not stop people from following in the way of jesus.

Jesus was crucified, man that must of sucked.

by Oz March 20, 2005

41πŸ‘ 87πŸ‘Ž


jesus

that guy responsible for stubbing your toe

ex. "Jesus"

by Chrissy Teagen February 26, 2019

9πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž