Jesus-Titty-Fucking-Christ

Used - to great effect - by the boss in 'Team America - World Police.'

(Michael Moore enters)

"Jesus-titty-fucking-Christ!!!!"

(Ham flies everywhere)

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Jesus Table-Making Christ

An exclamation of intense feeling, suitable for both positive or negative circumstances. "Table-Making" is a reference to the popular Christian belief that Jesus was the son of a carpenter, and also a carpenter himself.

"Jesus Table-Making Christ, what's a guy gotta do to give a broad the pickle-tickle in this town!?"

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Jesus tap dancing christ

instead of using the word"Jesus christ!"you would use "Jesus tap dancing christ!"

Jesus tap dancing christ you smell bad.

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jesus cat cracking christ

Invoking Jesus's name with the awesome power of a catylitic converter.

Jesus cat cracking christ Martha ! All of Bertha's children have 2 left feet !

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jesus titty fucking christ

A saying to show your astonishment, or to accent what you are saying. It can also be a totally random response to anything anyone says. It can also be to show disapproval.

YOUR GAY? JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST I had no idea

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jesus tap dancing christ

blasphemous, explitive, expression of disgust, or frustration. may be used in place of explitives such as 'god damn it.'

"what, I have to provide an example, jesus tap dancing christ!"

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Jesus Cum Guzzling Christ

Just another alternative to Jesus Fucking Christ...also, it's more offensive to christians (so it has my vote).

Jesus cum guzzling christ...did you see that bitch's tits?

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