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Kamikaze Handjob

It’s where you beat your meat and then all of a sudden, your girlfriend or boyfriend (if you swing that way) comes from out of nowhere and starts to jerk your meat and two seconds later, you bust a nut.

Greg: Yo what happened last night?
Chad: I don’t know, but last thing I remember is that Lucy did a Kamikaze Handjob on me.

Greg: Niiiice

by Yeet on them kids October 5, 2018


Kamikaze Finger Blast

Blasting a fair maiden with your fingers past the threshold of making your arm tired and powering through like a dirty jackhammer until your muscles seize up. Sort of like John Henry hammer digging his way through a mountain until his heart exploded.

I'm gonna make her totally squart for 17 hours using my Kamikaze Finger Blast. I wont be able to whack off for a fortnight, but it will be worth it.

by iddqd87 December 18, 2017


kamikaze tongue dart

When a girl licks your asshole without giving you any warning during sex.

There I was during a position switch AFTER DOGGY when a Russian girl I was hooking up with. She told me DONT MOVE STAY ON ALL FOURS. She spreads my cheeks and her tongue goes straight to my asshole and eats my ass and gives me a Kamikaze Tongue Dart.

by Y0RKT0WN June 28, 2024


kamikaze headband

The defenition of sex. An erotic, sacred item to be worn as a head dress. Causes su-obsessed males and females to orgasm on sight. Can be worn with anything, or without anything. Only one god-like male has been able to do it justice. Can also be used to replace sexual lingo and as sexual innuedo.

"Last night was crazy...I got kamikaze headband'd all over my face."

by Caitlin32491 September 11, 2007