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To sneak ninja-like into someones home leaving a steaming pile of shit to be discovered the next morning.
Tom awoke to the odor of a steaming Phantom Karl with no sign of perpetator to be found.
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Chap who lived back in the nineteenth century. Grew a big beard, in which he invested quite a lot. Had a good head for mathematics and wrote a lot about property and political evolution. A bit boring, not always on the money, and misunderstood by airheads and meatheads, as dead white males usually are. He overestimated both human generosity and the idea of membership of the working class as a badge of pride. Someone recently posted that he taught that the lazy should be allowed leech off the hard-working. This actually is a pretty good picture of present-day America, where the lazy keep getting away with it because the hard-working keep voting for them.
Karl Marx. A bit esoteric, but a middling good read if you like to stretch yourself.
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Crazy Karl is an artist, freelance photographer, and musician from Worcester, MA. Karl has his own unique way of artistic communication by expressing himself through (landscape, architecture, and still-life) photography, ball-point pen sketches, and electronic music.
The name "Crazy Karl" was given to Karl though some fellow highschool punks who enjoyed starting trouble with him (But that didn't last very long) Karl used such name against them by using it more in a positive manner, like a nick name. He'd often introduce himself as "Crazy Karl" to others and so the name stuck with him.
"Why do people call you Crazy Karl?"
"Crazy Karl, are you playing Das Krazen Inc. tonight at the place?"
"Karl, your just F****** crazy dude.."
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ANY person who is a member of the Impala SS community, and takes other members money, and/or goods in exchange for nothing. The Karl, when confronted, may only have the excuses such as "what money" and then may also reply with "I sent that shit out last week fool" all the while blowing smoke up everyones asses, and keeping everyones money.
Not to be confused with the VERY similar, yet slightly different "Frederico-ing"
Hey, sorry to hear you got Karl MaloWned.
That Karl got my money again!
Lets make a thread, and let everyone know how bad we got MaloWned.
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A cool guy with a wafro and a Noah beard who invented a supposedly wonderful system called communism. Unfortunately this doesnt work for a couple reasons-
-Dipshits like Stalin tried to seize absolute power within communist nations; which, of course, corrupts absolutely.
-There are too many assholes for communism to work, and large amounts of people don't like to co-operate.
-"The modern eduction system is a bastardisation of Marxist theory, warped into a sickening variation of a dictatorship."
-"I FUCKIN LOVE YOUR HAIR, KARL MARX!!!!"
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The least appreciated member of a famous 1930s Hollywood family. Unlike his brothers; Chico, Harpo, Groucho, Gummo, and Zeppo, Karl did not star in any black and white comedic films. Dissapointed with his own failure to achieve cinimatic immortality. Karl sought consolation through his writing.
"This manifesto is definately the least funny thing ever produced by the Marx brothers. Karl Marx is definately the least talented member of the family."
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when your boss eats a piece of sandy cake and didn't know that it was dropped on the floor by his daughter
Employee #1: Hey guys, the boss just pulled a sandy karl!
Other employees: Oh no way! looks like he got his just desserts for cutting our paychecks!
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