Also known as Marco van steltan is a cocky shit head with a dead trim, He's the kind of guy who needs constant therapy.
Also a complete druggo. He steals drugs from his nan.
Please stop Marco every time you talk I can feel my hairline recede!
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Marcos is a very generic person. He is pretty likeable, and easy to get along worth. However, he can get very annoying after some time. Generally owns an Xbox.
βAre you friends with Marcos?β
βYeah, heβs a pretty chill dudeβ
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n. (1) One who is 'directionally' challenged
"He can't seem to follow directions on google map again. Poor guy is being Marco again."
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One of the greasiest most Italian men you'll ever meet. He really enjoys his giuseppe pizza and consumes it just like he consumes the souls of the dead. His hobbies include necromancy often followed by necrophilia. He has long slick shining strands of hair that you could wax a car with. Overall disgusting man.
Marco? Why did you put a swastika on my car???
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Heβs a bitch.
Usually pretty tall and generally pretty funny, but when it comes down to doing hard work heβs a bitch.
βHey do you know that guy over there?β
βYeah thatβs Marco and heβs a bitchβ
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The biggest filipino you will ever meet. He is hot and has a big dick and eats pussy all day.
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