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When the sex God drops his load on her ears
I pulled out and gave her Matty diamonds on dem ears
head shaped like a upsidedown mc donalds happy meal box
your matty debnham shuuuush
he loves to rock the mic when he is having a can of stella and running the NE16 he is always smoking spliffs and sucking buckets if hes not hes licking up his birds arse
lad 1: here bro u seen matty b
lad 2: aye bro he was sucking a bucket with a can of stella when i last seen him
lad 3:bro hes not doing any of that he is rocking the MIC look over there and you will see him
Matty B Stan is another word for ‘idiot’ or someone who is acting strange.
girl 1: Omg what is he doing
girl 2: I don’t know he’s a Matty B Stan
a matty b stan is another word for ‘idiot’ or someone who is acting strange.
girl 1: Omg what is she doing
girl 2: I dont know, she is acting like a matty b stan
Veli-Matti is a true finnish guy with an engineering mindset. He isn't much outgoing, unless he's drinking. Then he is, a lot. Center of attention is a must. People also call him Veekku. Veekku doesn't like many people and he usually finds them annoying, but if he doesn't, that's rare. But veekku is a good guy at his heart, he just doesn't like to admit it, say it or show it. He is loyal, trustworthy and very good friend. He also likes if people call him nerd. He thinks rationally and doesn't dream much. Literally. Also, he has weird sense of humour and he thinks he's funny. There are different opinions about that. Overall, Veli-Matti is a good company to spend time with, especially if you need peaceful silent time.
Veli-Matti woke up and wondered what is a sausage doing in his pants.