Navy SEAL

Guy who is always down to take one for the team, forget life, limb, & pride and jump on the grenade.

Dennis is such a Navy SEAL. Last night at the bar, he totally jumped on the grenade so I could talk to her hot friend.

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Navy Wifey

One bad ass bitch who can go long amounts of time without sex and cuddles but still loves her sailor for everything there worth, A girl whos worth a damn.

guy 1: Hey wanna go out tonight?

guy 2: Nah dude I got me a Navy Wifey.

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Navy Cakes

Jizz filled turds. Sort of like a twinkie, but not as tastie.

Usually made by ass pirates who are on a boat away from women for too long through excessive anal penetration.

"Hello ducks! Like to make some navy cakes?"

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Old Navy

The clothing brand that defines people, from white trash.

That guy over there has a mullet, and an old navy t-shirt.

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Old Navy

A shop of overpriced bullshit that plays songs through the shop radio that gets stuck in your head. A very bad place.

Another word for Old Navy can be, Stupid.
Old Navy's lines are so damn long even my penis cant compare to them.

Person one: I love old navy! its such a great place! all the stuff there is a really good price!
Person two: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! *slaps person one*

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Dutch Navy

Similar to a dutch rudder, except the boatsmen form an unbroken circle. Each member of the navy holds their own penis as well as the formarm of the seaman to the right of them and operate their rudder by moving their hand up and down. One member must be appointed "rear-admiral", and it is their responsibility to call out "1-2-3, row!" to guide the masturbation.

We had a 10 man Dutch Navy going on last night when the Rear Admiral called out, "FIRE THE TORPEDOES!"

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navy ott

Navy Ott is a swole extremist who loves soccer and other extreme sports

Navy Ott is so strong.

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