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This is in reference to great country singer Willie Nelson and his legendary cannabis smoking status. It is to denote how many years you have been smoking cannabis or how many years you did smoke the hippie lettuce.
Ah man, I haven't part taken in the hippie lettuce in years, but reminiscing, I did put in 24 Nelson years.
The act of a person erotically whispering into the ear of another before slowly moving down to breathe gently on the recipient's genitals.
Joe was feeling lonely in the hospital the other day, so the doctor ordered a Pearl Nelson from nurse Betty.
A sex position where you put her on all fours, tell her you're just gonna fuck her as normal but then you put it in her bum instead.
Boris is such a cunt, he pulled a Sneaky Nelson the other night after dinner.
- The process by which a man places his penis between the legs of a woman from behind, giving the appearance the woman has herself a very very small penis from the front
"honey what are you doing?"
"Its ok dear, im just giving you the J. Nelson"
"Wow that looks small from my view"
"Yeh, I know, now you are a J. Nelson"
Charlotte Nelson is beautiful, smart, loyal and so much more. She doesn't know how amazing she is even though her friends tell her all the time. She is the greatest person she will never get to know. She is an angel she will always ask how you are and always has something to talk about. She is shy until you get to know right. She doesn't like to take compliments which makes no sense since they are all true and she doesn't believe it. She loves to read and write essays which is questionable (the essay part not the reading). She loves the color yellow and has her crazy and funny moments. She loves Star Trek, Star Wars, Marvel, Disney, and DreamWorks. She likes Star Trek better than Star Wars which is crazy but her opinion. I could go on and on but I will finish with this Charlotte is an overall beautiful amazing person, she is so special and amazing I love her so much.
Person 1: Charlotte Nelson is so amazing, right!
Person 2: Yeah, she is so amazing.
When a person describes something in a literal context using words that are dated, not real, or otherwise make no sense.
a.
Teacher (to george, unrelated to Jennie): Why are we playing Scooby Doo Soccer? Am I going to need to call Jennie's mom?
George: *Speechless confusion and awkward laughter*
Jennie: *wearing headphones*
Other Student to partner: She just had a nelson moment
b.
StudentA: Ms. Nelson had a Nelson moment today
StudentB: Oh really? What did she say?
StudentA: Nothing, I just looked up from my graphic organizer and saw her swimming around the classroom like a fish.
New world rhyming slang for a strong Belgian beer known as Stella Artois. Also affectionately know as "Wife Beater"
"Get us a pint of Nelson in Mate, I'm skint"
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